I didn’t wanna retype it all. So here, have some screen shots

plz-save-me-from-the-monsters:

image

Ugh mom is having wine and sitting in the living room with me and  I’m trying to watch TV online but mom is just continuously talking and talking and talking.

MUM. 

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

thelilnan:

offireandwaves:

Crayon Collection

I didn’t know how this post was going to end so I assumed the cat started organizing the crayons????

ollivander:

GO GOG GOGOG GO STOP STOP WHOA BSLOW DOW GOGO GOGO SLOW SLOW STOP STOP STOP GOG NGO SLOW SLOW SLOW STOP GO GO GOG GO SLOW SLOW GO GO GO STOP STOP STOP GO walk on STOP STOP GHO GOG OG GO SLOW SLOW GO

ollivander:

GO GOG GOGOG GO STOP STOP WHOA BSLOW DOW GOGO GOGO SLOW SLOW STOP STOP STOP GOG NGO SLOW SLOW SLOW STOP GO GO GOG GO SLOW SLOW GO GO GO STOP STOP STOP GO walk on STOP STOP GHO GOG OG GO SLOW SLOW GO

amy8benson:

Alex Kingston and Noel Clarke in Chasing Shadows promo

kateordie:

I love that point in a friendship when you get what the other person’s style is - their “thing.” You see a knit jersey tie and think of them immediately; a type of weather, a bad movie, a woman’s outfit. You know, with absolute certainty, that your friend would enjoy this thing with you more than anyone else in the world. You feel closer in that moment of recognition, even if they’re not there.

Ugh mom is having wine and sitting in the living room with me and I have the TV off cuz I’m trying to watch TV online but mom is just continuously talking and talking and talking.
tastefullyoffensive:

[californiancyclist]