bloodpuker:

olivertwix:

death-by-lulz:

DO WE CALL A PLUMBER OR AN ELECTRICIAN

yes.

bloodpuker:

olivertwix:

death-by-lulz:

DO WE CALL A PLUMBER OR AN ELECTRICIAN

yes.

deucebag:

theresavoidinmypolaroid:

If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah” 

it’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah

So today was the last day of the fair, and I was supposed to meet ange and Sora and Mandy and Kevin there, but I spent all my money already so I wasn’t gonna go today but mom said I should go, and she gave me more money for a ticket and food and stuff o.o so I went and found Sora and her friend and sat with them at some concert thing for a bit, and then I texted ange to find out where she was, and Sora didn’t wanna leave her other friend, so I went to find ange, and I was walking through the crowd and trying to read the map and then Kevin found me and he was with ange o.o so I stuck with them for a bit, and then I saw Mandy so I tried to drag her along with us, but she was trying to go talk to her mom before she got off work, so me and ange and Kevin went to the bar and then played arcade games, and then left at like ten. And Kevin was going to ange’s house after, so they had to go to a different bus stop. But then I found Mandy at my bus stop :3 and I just got home and I’m tireddd. And I have to get up and take Kelly to school tomorrow -__- ugh

christinefuckingchapel:

ouran text posts part 4. (parts 1-3 here.)

dreamingoddity:

I think there is going to be more of this in the future:

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Clara is taking none of your shit, Doctor.

dreamingoddity:

SPIN RUSTY SPIN

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ikioshi:

Clara: I don’t know

Doctor: I’m sorry?

Clara: I don’t know 

Clara: You asked me if you’re a good man and I don’t know, but you’re trying to be, and I think that’s the point.

"Into the Dalek": A recap
One-shot humans: ZOMG THE DALEK IS BROKEN.
Doctor: ZOMG THE DALEK IS BROKEN, quick I need a carer!
Clara: Hi, I care.
Doctor: Yay, have coffee.
Clara: I told you to get this three weeks ago.
Doctor: I still got it. It counts.
Clara: Fine. *drinks coffee*
Clara's teacup: *weeps in the corner*
Clara: But I have plans.
Fangirls already in love with Danny: WE'LL TAKE CARE OF HIM FOR YOU.
Clara: ... fine.
Doctor: ZOMG THE DALEK IS BROKEN AND IS NOW GOOD. I'm going to fix it anyhow just to see what happens.
Clara: ...
Doctor: *fixes Dalek*
Dalek: EXTERMINATE!
Doctor: FML.
Clara: Right, now you should care.
Doctor: OK, I'm caring now. Right after I sacrifice this random soldier.
Missy: Yay!! Company for tea!
Gretchen: ???
Fandom: ??????
Doctor: See, I'm good!
Dalek: You are good. There is beauty. You hate Daleks.
Doctor: Wut?
Dalek: You hate Daleks.
Doctor: Ignore that.
Dalek: You're a better Dalek than me.
Doctor: FML.
Clara: Well, you at least tried. Brownie points there.
Doctor: ...
Clara: Off to go on a date, bye!
Danny: You're wearing different clothes.
Clara: Oh, FFS.

mini-mindfang-defense-squad:

Ok but when that dalek walked out if that lil shit had fingers it woulda snapped